Stuff 'bout me
Okay, you asked for it!!! Here's stuff 'bout ME!
Now for you to see the REAL side of me:
Okay, this is probably how you'd see me, coming at you right thru the computer!
Try To Find A Link!!
Alright, now...here's some stuff 'bout me.
First and foremost, you should know that I'm a smart ass...But, I s'pose it's better than being
a dumbass...and besides, SOME part of my body needs to be smart.
Click ->HERE<- or ->HERE<-To find out about Beth.
Now, here's a little about me.
Now...Lesse...Stuff of interest about me...
Height: 5' 10"
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Laughs: Historical, Maniacal, Crazy
Favorite Farm: Funny
Favorite Instrument: French Horn (The most awesome instrument
in the world...and besides, from what I've
heard, horn players are good kissers.)
Best Kind of Music: Anything that doesn't involve people losing
all their possesions. eg. Country
Favorite Quote: "I hate quotations." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Another Good Quote "640K ought to be enough for anyone."
--Bill Gates, 1981
One More Quote: "Allo, My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my
father, prepare to die." --Inigo Montoya,
The Princess Bride
Favorite TV Show(s): Married With Children, The Drew Carey Show,
A Cool Pick-Up Line: Drew Carey, at a Sci-Fi Party: "I see you
have your phaser set on 'stunning'"
A more recent picture of me and my niece, Ariana on her first birthday.
Newest updates in my life. I am attending Northern Illinois
University. I am working towards my Masters Degree in Computer
Music. I have graduated from Lock Haven University in Pennsylvania
May 16, 1998 with my BFA in Music Performance on the French Horn.
Also, Beth and I have been engaged for over a year, and are planning
on getting married in the summer of 2000.
Click here to find out
about my graduate program.
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